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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years your job will still suck.

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woman,roses

Crime doesn't pay ...

Does that mean my job is a crime?

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What's the difference between a blonde and your job?

Your job still sucks after 6 months.

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blonde

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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businessman
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,

"Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store."

"But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realise that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom -- I'll show you how."

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