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    Sport · Scoreboard
    To give you an idea of the kind of season we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
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    Golf · Sport · Wives
    woman,rosesA guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. He was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

    The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

    "Forget it, man," said his partner, "you don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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    Television · Football · Sport
    caveman,televisionAfter spending all day watching football, Harry fell asleep in front of the TV and spent the whole night in the chair. In the morning, his wife woke him up.

    "Get up dear," she said, "it's 20 to seven."

    He awoke with a start and said, "In who's favor?"
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    Baseball · Lord · Devil · Umpires · Sport
    devilOne Day the Devil challenged the Lord to a baseball game.

    Smiling the Lord proclaimed, "You don't have a chance, I've got Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, and all the greatest players up here."

    "Yes", laughed the devil, "but I have all the umpires!"
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    Jesus · Hockey · Sport
    Why doesn't jesus play hockey?

    Beacuse he's scared to get nailed to the boards.
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