Sick - 16 jokes
4 → Joke
To give you an idea of the kind of season
we've had, the person who handled our side of the scoreboard
was sick for three weeks and nobody noticed.
42 → Joke
was in church
with his mom for Sunday Mass when he felt a sudden barf attack impending. "Mom, I think I'm going to throw up!" She told him, "I want you to run outside as fast as you can. Run across the lawn and go behind the bushes. You can throw up behind the bushes and nobody will see you." So Little Johnny hauled ass for the door. Less than a minute later, he returned to his seat next to his mom. He had the look of obvious relief on his young face. "Did you make it all the way to the bushes, Johnny?"
"I didn't have to go that far, mom. Just as I got to the front door, I found a box that had a sign on it: FOR THE SICK."
2 → Joke
How will I know if my vomiting
is morning sickness
or the flu
If it's the flu, you'll get better.
Teacher1 → Joke
: "Why are you the only one in class today?"
Pupil: "Because I missed school dinner yesterday!"
0 → Joke
Teacher: "What can you tell me about the Dead
Pupil: "Dead? I didn't even know it was sick!"
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