Have you ever noticed that it's only 'perfect' people who are murdered or killed in horrific accidents?
"He was the perfect son" or "She was the perfect daughter."
"Such a tragic accident they were the perfect family."
"They died together, the perfect couple till the end."
Makes me glad I abuse
my kids and beat up my wife. Makes me kind of immortal.
The Perfect Breakfast
As a Man
You’re sitting at the table and your son is on the cover of Wheaties, your mistress
is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife
is on the back of the milk carton.