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How many male chauvinist pigs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Let the bitch cook in the dark.

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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

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How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes the whole casualty department to get it out ...

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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.

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How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They're not small enough to fit.

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