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Light Bulbs
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Pro-Lifers
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Screws
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Screwing
How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?
Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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Economists
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Light Bulbs
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Market Forces
How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the light bulb really needed changing, market forces would have already caused it to happen.
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Light Bulbs
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Violists
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Small
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Screws
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Light
How many violists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They're not small enough to fit.
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Light Bulbs
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Marxists
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Screws
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Revolutions
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
2) The light bulb cannot be changed — it has to be smashed.
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Lawyers
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Gigolos
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Screws
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Sex
What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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