Saying jokes

Why are men like commercials?

You can't believe a word they say.

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

What not to say to the nice policeman:

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

What not to say to the nice policeman:

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?