73 jokes about seas
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?11 → Joke
Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels.
I am on my sea food diet right now!14 → Joke
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat it!
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish to save their lives.35 → Joke
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer." And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee in the boat!"
A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend: "I have just had a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top."25 → Joke
Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish market!"
Yo momma is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in.9 → Joke