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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay
they would be bagels
I am on my sea food diet
How does it work?
Whenever I see food I eat
Two frat boys were stranded at sea in a life boat. On the 4th day, a mermaid came up out of the water and offered them one wish
to save their lives.
The frat boys thought about it and one shouted out,"I wish the ocean was a sea of beer
." And it happened.
A litle while later the other one shouted,"Great, now we have to pee
in the boat!"
A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend
: "I have just had a tattoo
of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top."
Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish
is so ugly
, even the tide won't come back in.