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Boyfriends · Mothers · Daughters · Children
children,presentMother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"

"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
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Jesus · Mothers · Adulteresses · Weird · Sins
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."

Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!"
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Police · Mothers
policeman,donutA police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."
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Tranquilizers · Mothers · Children
childrenThe mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I suggest you take tranquilizers regularly".

On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down?"

"Yes", the boy's mother answered.

"And how is your son now?" the psychiatrist asked.

"Who cares?" the mother replied.
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Teachers · Monsters · Salad · Mothers · Eating
teacher:2Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"
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