Mothers 3 Quotes 1 Saying |
Jesus came across an adulteress crouching in a corner with a crowd around her preparing to stone her to death. Jesus stopped them and said, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Suddenly a woman at the back of the crowd fired off a stone at the adulteress. At which point Jesus looked over and said, "Mother! Sometimes you really tick me off!" 10 Comments · Single View Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?""Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children." 2 Comments · Single View
A patient says: "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip, I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter.' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life'."0 Comments · Single View |