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What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?

It's been 25 years since his first moonwalk.

5     Michael Jackson Jokes


Teacher: "What is further away, Australia or the Moon?"

Little Johnny: "Australia, you can see the Moon at night!"

5     Little Johnny Jokes


"Why does your geography exam have a big zero over it."

"It's not a zero, the teacher ran out of stars, so she gave me a moon instead!"

2     Exam Jokes


What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

12     Sheep Jokes


How many men would it take to mop a floor?

No one knows. They've never done it.

3     Man Jokes






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