Mother to daughter: "What kind of person is your new boyfriend? Is he respectable?"22 Mother Jokes
"Of course he is, Mom. He's thrifty, doesn't drink or smoke, has a very nice wife and three well-behaved children."
Why was the blondes' belly button sore?32 Blonde Jokes
Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?43 Man Jokes
They already have boyfriends.
A girl comes home and says to her boyfriend: "I have just had a tattoo of a sea shell on the inside of my leg at the top."20 Tattoo Jokes
Her boyfriend gets his head between her legs and puts his ear to the tattoo and listens to the sea. "That's brilliant," he said "you can also smell the fish market!"
What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?37 Wife Jokes
About 45 pounds.
What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend?