Jokes - Eggs


 


Men · Eggs · Women · Sex · Unfertilized
man,wheel barrow:2Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Eggs · Sperm · Men · Sex · Directions
eggsWhy does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.
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Chickens · Patients · Psychiatrists · Eggs
eggsPsychiatrist: "What's your problem?"

Patient: "I think I'm a chicken."

Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?"

Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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