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Why don't men cook at home?

No one's invented a steak that will fit in the toaster.

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A wealthy man came home from a gambling trip and told his wife that he had lost their entire fortune and that they'd have to drastically alter their life-style.

"If you'll just learn to cook," he said, "we can fire the chef."

"Okay," she said. "And if you learn how to make love, we can fire the gardener."

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In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.


In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.

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We try to keep him out of the kitchen.

Last time he cooked he burned the salad.

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Pupil: "This egg is bad!"

Cook: "Don't blame me I only laid the table!"

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