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3 jokes about directions


The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.

The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction."

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car

If you drop a blonde and a brunette from 100 ft, which hits the ground first?

The brunette, because the blonde has to ask directions on the way down.

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blonde:5

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask directions.

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eggs



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