6 jokes about elections
"Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "40 fairy tale jokes
"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I am elected.'"
6 Florida jokes
Why are all the unemployed
in Palm Beach County, Florida
sitting on the dock
An elections official said he needed help to count votes
, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats
11 Winston Churchill jokes
who was known as Churchill
's main rival in parliament
was giving a speech
. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep
while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
17 Howard Dean jokes
Howard Dean's wife
held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties
Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips. No more Bush
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How does natural
selection differ from sexual selection?
In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted