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Why are all the unemployed in Palm Beach County, Florida
sitting on the dock
An elections official said he needed help to count votes, and they all thought he said he needed help to count boats
Howard Dean's wife
held a press conference today where she announced that until the election is over she will shave off all her pubic hair and sit on stage with husband Howard, and wearing no panties
Astounded reporters asked what the message was, to which she replied "Read my lips. No more Bush
who was known as Churchill's main rival in parliament was giving a speech. Churchill, with his usual enthusiasm for his rival, dozed off while the lady was speaking. She stopped her speech and awoke Sir Winston by yelling, "Mr. Churchill, must you sleep
while I talk?" Churchill sleepily replied, "No, ma'am. I do so purely by choice."
How does natural selection differ from sexual selection?4
In distinction to natural selection, sexual selection may be natural, unnatural, or perverted.