Jokes - Drowning


 


Drowning · Men · Heads · Women · Feet
caveman,foodHow do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.
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Wives · Lawyers · Drowning · Cinemas
woman,rosesIf your wife and your lawyer were drowning and you had to choose, would you go to lunch or to the cinema?
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Lawyers · Drowning · Shooting
gangsterHow do you save a drowning lawyer?

1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.
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