Kill jokes

41 jokes about kills


How does a blonde kill a fish?

She drowns it ...

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Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?

To stop the snoring before it starts.

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3 People get stranded on a desert Island - Charles, Matt and Susan. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.

This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.

Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.

And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.

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How is an apple like a lawyer?

They both look good hanging from a tree.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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