How does a blonde kill a fish?20 Blonde Jokes
She drowns it ...
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?10 Spider Jokes
To stop the snoring before it starts.
3 People get stranded on a desert Island - Charles, Matt and Susan. After a while they realise that they are stuck on this island and naturally things happen between the men and the woman.30 Sex Jokes
This goes on for about a year when Susan feeling really bad about having sex with both Matt and Charles and kills herself.
Charles and Matt are sad. But again after a while nature takes its course.
And again about a year later the boys feel really really bad about what they're doing so finally they decide to bury Susan.
How is an apple like a lawyer?43 Lawyer Jokes
They both look good hanging from a tree.
Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.10 Chuck Norris JokesNext page Jokes