17 jokes about shoots
How do you get two piccolos to play in unison?6 → Joke
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?33 → Joke
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
At one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"20 → Joke
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?18 → Joke
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
How do you save a drowning lawyer?15 → Joke
1. Take your foot off his head.
2. Shoot him before he hits the water.