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    Blowjobs · Hiccups · Couples
    couple,adoringA young minister prepares to go to bed with his bride on their wedding night. Upon entering the bedroom he sees her lying down on the bed. Ever conscious of his duties to the Lord, he exclaims,

    "Woman, don't you know that you should be on your knees?"

    Her suprised reply: "Well, OK, if that's what you want. But I always get hiccups when I do it that way."
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    Blowjobs · Husbands · Wives · Promises
    woman,rosesA woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. Picking up the urn that he was in, she poured him out on the counter.

    She started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me Irving?"

    She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

    She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?"

    She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

    Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving remember that blow job I promised you?

    Here it comes ..."
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    Tattoos · Accountants · Money · Blowjobs
    accountantLarry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?"

    Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo."

    "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

    "I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

    "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred Dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

    "Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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    Penis · Blowjobs · Checks
    What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?

    You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
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