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Men · Women · Peace · Sex
businessmanWomen dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of?

Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
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Men · Foreplay · Begging · Sex
man,weedWhat is a man's idea of foreplay?

A half hour of begging.
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Sex · Lawyers · Courtrooms
girl,sexyThere are four kinds of sex:

HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck all over the house.

BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.

HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.

COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.
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Men · Paternity Tests · Fingers · Sex
man,callingWhy don't men believe in paternity tests?

Because the sample is taken from their finger.
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Men · Urine · Sperm · Sex
man,firecrackerWhy is urine yellow and sperm white?

So men can tell if they are coming or going.
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