How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
1) However many turns you on ;) 2) That depends ... is it AC or DC? 3) Three or more ... it's more fun to fumble in the dark that way instead of being alone.
A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners.
The walls were thin, and the sounds of sustained sexual frenzy poured through. Finally the salesman could stand it no longer. He pounded on the walls, yelling, "Knock it off, there's other people trying to get some sleep!"
From the other room came a weak, faltering male voice which said, "Yell louder, mister, she can't hear you!"
When I was in London a few months ago, I was approached by a prostitute as I left a club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked: "How much?"
"It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart.
"American Express?" I inquired.
She gave me an appraising look and said: "You can go as fast as you like" .
Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
How many bisexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
A salesman was given a hotel room next to one occupied by honeymooners.
There are four kinds of sex: