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Sex · American Express · Prostitutes
girl,sexyWhen I was in London a few months ago, I was approached by a prostitute as I left a club on one of the back streets of Soho. Mainly interested in checking the rate of exchange I assure you, I asked: "How much?"

"It'll cost ya twenty quid" replied the tart.

"American Express?" I inquired.

She gave me an appraising look and said: "You can go as fast as you like" .
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Women · Men · Orgasm · Foreplay · Sex
girl,bikiniWhy do so many women fake orgasm?

Because so many men fake foreplay.
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Little Johnny · Penis · Braces · Sex
boyMom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.

Doctor: "How did such a thing happen?"
Johnny: "It's that damn neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp."
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Sex · Contests · Husbands · Wives
dominatrixTwo guys went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the male attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the guys, "I guess seven."

"Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the second guy.

"Sorry, it's three, said the attendant. "Come back and try again."

As they walked out to their car, one guy said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week."
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Men · Snow Storm · Penis · Orgasm · Sex
man,callingWhy is a man like a snowstorm?

Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay.
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