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Schools · Children · Learning · Funny
childrenThe child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Spanking · Schools · Little Johnny · Grades
boyLittle Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"
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Homework · Schools · Teachers · Punishing · Sam
teacher:2Sam: "Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No, of course not."

Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
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Biology · Sciences · Schools · Physics
chemistYou enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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Cops · Police · Schools · Policemen
policeman,batonWhat not to say to the nice policeman:

I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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