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Schools · Children · Learning · Funny
children,presentThe child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
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Little Johnny · Schools · Spanking · Grades
boy,soapboxLittle Johnny wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he surprised the teacher with an announcement. He tapped her on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't start getting better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking!"
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Homework · Schools · Teachers · Punishing · Sam
teacherSam: "Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?"

Teacher: "No, of course not."

Sam: "Good, because I didn't do my homework."
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Idiots · Teachers · Schools · Sarcasm
teacher:2"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."
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Biology · Sciences · Schools · Physics
chemistYou enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?

If it's green and wiggles, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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