The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"26 School Jokes
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Why did the frog say meow?7 Frog Jokes
He was learning a foreign language.
Mother: "What did you learn in school today?"2 School Jokes
Son: "How to write!"
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!"
"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"1 Mommy Mommy Jokes
"Shut up and get back in the sack!"