Learning jokes

The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

Why did the frog say meow?

He was learning a foreign language.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"

"Shut up and get back in the sack!"

Father: "What did you learn in school today?"

Son: "That three and three are seven."

Father: "Three and three are six!"

Son: "I guess I didn't learn anything today then!"