comes home from his first day at school
asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Mother: "What did you learn in school
Son: "How to write
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read
, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"
"Shut up and get back in the sack