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The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."

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Why did the frog say meow?

He was learning a foreign language.

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Mother: "What did you learn in school today?"

Son: "How to write!"

Mother: "What did you write?"

Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet!"

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Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

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"Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"

"Shut up and get back in the sack!"

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