comes home from his first day at school
asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"
"Shut up and get back in the sack
Father: "What did you learn in school
Son: "That three and three are seven."
Father: "Three and three are six!"
Son: "I guess I didn't learn anything today then!"