Learning - 3 jokes
The child comes home from his first day at school. Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"18 → Joke
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?3 → Joke
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last light bulb was much better.
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.4 → Joke
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department.