The
child comes home from his first day at
school.
Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"
The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."
Mother: "What did you learn in
school today?"
Son: "How to
write!"
Mother: "What did you write?"
Son: "I don't know, they haven't taught us how to
read yet!"
"
Mommy, Mommy, are you sure this is how to learn to swim?"
"Shut up and get back in the
sack!"