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90 jokes about answers


Final philosophy exam:

Is this a question?
If this is an answer!

10     question jokes

Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

6     microsoft jokes

If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?

11     Windows 95 jokes

Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

12     pupil jokes

Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"

Little Johnny: "The wrong answer!"

9     Little Johnny jokes

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