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89 jokes about answers


Final philosophy exam:

Is this a question?
If this is an answer!

10     question jokes

Microsoft is not the answer - Microsoft is the question. The answer is no!

6     microsoft jokes

If Windows 95 is the answer, how stupid must have been the question?

11     Windows 95 jokes

Teacher: "In the exam you will be allowed 30 minutes for each question."

Pupil: "How long for the answers sir!"

9     pupil jokes

Teacher: "If 1 + 1 = 2 and 2 + 2 = 4, what is 4 + 4?"

Little Johnny: "That's not fair you answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

9     Little Johnny jokes

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