Jokes - Roads


 


Lawyers · Skunks · Roads · Skid Marks
What's the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer on the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Blondes · Bedrooms · Roads · Girls
blonde:2Why did the blonde cross the road?

Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?
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Skunks · Violas · Roads · Dead
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road?

There are skid marks before of the skunk.
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Men · Pigs · Bitches · Women · Roads · Driving
man,weedA man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!"

The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!"

They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road and dies.

If only men would listen.
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Chickens · Chuck Norris · Roads
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to run away from Chuck Norris.
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