27 jokes about bedrooms
52 → Joke
Why did the blonde
cross the road
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?
26 → Joke
Why shouldn't women
be able to drive
There are no roads
from the bedroom to the kitchen!
18 → Joke
Gwen met Randy at a nightclub
. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom.
Randy noticed hundreds of stuffed animals
scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her bookcase.
After they had sex
, Randy turned to her and said, "So ... how was I?"
"Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
33 → Joke
There are four kinds of sex
HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you fuck
all over the house.
BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.
COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's lawyer
fucks you out of everything you've got.
26 → Joke
walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin
and a glass of water.
asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your headache
." "I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"