26 jokes about bedrooms
Why did the
blonde cross the
road?
Forget the road, what the hell was she doing out of the bedroom!?
37
blonde jokesWhy shouldn't
women be able to
drive?
There are no
roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!
34
woman jokesGwen met Randy at a
nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom.
Randy noticed hundreds of stuffed
animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on the window sill. Many tiny stuffed animals sat on the bottom shelf of her bookcase.
After they had
sex, Randy turned to her and said, "So ... how was I?"
"Well," Gwen said, "you can take anything from the bottom shelf."
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sex jokesThere are four kinds of
sex:
HOUSE SEX: You and your spouse are newlyweds and you
fuck all over the house.
BEDROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for a few years, have settled down, and only fuck in the bedroom.
HALL SEX: You and your spouse have been married for fifteen years and say, "Fuck you!" when you pass in the hall.
COURTROOM SEX: You and your spouse have been married for twenty years, your spouse's
lawyer fucks you out of everything you've got.
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sex jokesA
husband walks into the bedroom holding two
aspirin and a glass of water.
His
wife asks, "What's that for?" "It's for your
headache." "I don't have a headache."
He replies, "Gotcha!"
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