Good jokes

What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?

I-75.

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all!

Yo momma is so fat. She doesn't have a waistline - she has a landscape.

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

What did God say after creating Adam?

I can do better.