Jokes - Lines


 


Navies · Seamen · Deaths · Lines · Pissing
"Well," snarled the tough old Navy Chief to the bewildered Seaman. "I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be waiting for me to die so you can come and piss on my grave."

"Not me, Chief!" the Seaman replied. "Once I get out of the Navy, I'm never going to stand in line again!"
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Circles · Lines · Tangents · Sex · Math
girl,sexyWhat did the circle say to the tangent line?

Stop touching me!
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Infinity · Lines · Math · Noise · Crashing
If parallel lines meet at infinity - infinity must be a very noisy place with all those lines crashing together!
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