Mathematics jokes
9 jokes about mathematics
Why are
women
so bad at mathematics?
Because
men
keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.
12
The
vector
was walking down
cartesian
drive when he bumped into a confused
Scalar
.
The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no
direction
."
1
Why is the
number
10
afraid
of
seven
?
Because seven
ate
nine, and 10 is next.
19
What did the
circle
say to the
tangent
line
?
Stop touching me!
12
One attractive young
businesswoman
to another over lunch: "My
life
is all
math
. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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