Mathematics jokes

9 jokes about mathematics


Why are women so bad at mathematics?

Because men keep telling them that this (make gap with thumb and forefinger) is 9 inches.

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The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumped into a confused Scalar.

The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help I have no direction."

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Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.

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What did the circle say to the tangent line?

Stop touching me!

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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."

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