Killing Jokes

Peace · Killing · Virginity · Fucking · Sex

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Killing · People · Wrong · Murders

tax office

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

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Men · Killing · Drowning · Women

caveman,food

How do you save a man from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

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Ants · Golf · Killing · Sand Traps

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

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Chuck Norris · Spoons · Killing · Knifes

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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