Ant jokes

305 jokes about ants


What games do elephants play with ants?


1     elephant jokes

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

4     duffer jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

5     elephant jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

2     independent jokes

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics?

1     picnic jokes

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