Ant jokes

302 jokes about ants


What games do elephants play with ants?


1     elephant jokes

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

3     duffer jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

3     elephant jokes

Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.

2     pissed off jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

1     independent jokes

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