332 jokes about ants
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Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."
What games do elephants play with ants?1 → Joke190 → Joke
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on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"
He says: "I wanted to fuck
your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
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buys his wife
"I don't like it" she says, "I want some what that goes from 0-140 in 3 seconds."
So he comes back with a set of bathroom scales and says "stand on that you fat fucker