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What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

2     Elephant Jokes    


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

4     Duffer Jokes    


What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

6     Elephant Jokes    


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

3     Independent Jokes    


Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.

2     Pissed Off Jokes    






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