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Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

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What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

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What's a man's definition of a romantic evening?

Sex.

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Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"

He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".

She says: "What are you thinking now?"

"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"

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Yo Momma's so ugly, not even Bill Clinton would want to have sexual relations with THAT woman!!!     ~ KP

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