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What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

1     elephant jokes


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

3     duffer jokes


What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

3     elephant jokes


Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.

2     pissed off jokes


What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

1     independent jokes






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