Ant jokes

What games do elephants play with ants?

Squash!

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.