Ant jokes

308 jokes about ants


What games do elephants play with ants?


2     elephant jokes

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

4     duffer jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An eleph-ant!

6     elephant jokes

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone?

An independant!

3     independent jokes

Why did the ant fall off the toilet bowl?

He got pissed off.

2     pissed off jokes

Next page    Jokes