Ant jokes
331 jokes about ants
Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."
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Proposal
What games do elephants play with ants?
Squash!
Squash!
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Husband and Wife on 10th anniversary. The wife undresses and says: "What did you think when I stripped 10 years ago?"
He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
He says: "I wanted to fuck your brains out and suck your tits dry".
She says: "What are you thinking now?"
"Looks like I did a pretty good job!"
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Proposal
Yo Momma's so ugly, not even Bill Clinton would want to have sexual relations with THAT woman!!! ~ KP
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