Wrong jokes

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Teacher: "If you add 3452 and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get?"

Little Johnny: "The wrong answer!"

Teacher: "Did you parents help you with these homework problems?"

Little Johnny: "No I got them all wrong by myself!"

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.