Wrong jokes

If a man is alone in the forest, and he says something, and there's no woman there to disagree with him.

Is he still wrong?

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."

Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Kentucky State Lottery?

The winner gets $3 a year for a million years.