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Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

34     people jokes


Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

50     peace jokes


Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

8     Chuck Norris jokes


Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

3     ant jokes


A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.

Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."

The robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.

He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"

The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my wife did!"

8     shooting jokes






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