Killing jokes

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.