Two
ants were in a sand trap watching a
duffer flailing away.
"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."
A man with a gun goes into a bank and demands for money.
Once he is given the money, he turns to a customer and asks, "Did you
see me
rob this bank?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I did."
The
robber shot him in the head, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a couple standing next to him and asked the man, "Did you see me rob this bank?"
The man replied, "No sir, I didn't, but my
wife did!"