Killing jokes

Killing - 16 jokes


Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?

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Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing somebody with a knife is too easy.

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Two ants were in a sand trap watching a duffer flailing away.

"Quick," said the one ant to the other. "Get on the ball before he kills us."

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Whats the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?

One got his head blown off in the back of a limosene, the other got assasinated.

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