Food Jokes

The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.

I am on my sea food diet right now!

How does it work?

Whenever I see food I eat it!

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.

Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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Monsters · Teachers · Eating · Food

Little Monster: "I hate my teacher."

Mother Monster: "Well, then just eat your salad, dear!"

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Alligators · Lawyers · Florida · Food

A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:

"Do you serve lawyers here?"

"Sure."

"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."

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