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"Dad, whats the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" a young son asks.

"Look at this," says dad, as he lifts the sheets on his naked sleeping mother, "thats a pussy son."

"It's wonderful dad, can I touch it?"

"No son" says Dad. "If you touch the pussy you'll wake the cunt up!"

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What's the difference between a pussy cat and a pussy?

One hates water while the other loves to be wet.

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George W. Bush was getting off of Airforce One in Israel, when he walked passed Moses, who didn't seem to notice him.

He turned to Moses and said: "I am George W. Bush, the President of the USA, the most powerful nation on earth. Why didn't you greet me?"

Moses replied: "The last time I spoke to a bush, we starved for 40 years!"

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Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess a slug makes?

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Yo momma is so ugly when she was born, her mother said: "What a treasure!" and her father said: "Yea lets go bury it!"

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