Jokes - Bridges
Bridge Jokes
Bridges 1 Quote 1 Saying |  A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads, "LOW BRIDGE AHEAD". Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles.Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got your truck stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas." 9 Comments · Single View  A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting ready to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.He thought, "Life isn't so bad after all," and got off the railing. He then walked down to the river bank to thank the little man for saving his life. "Thank you," he said. "I was going to jump off that bridge and kill myself, but when I saw you dancing even though you have no arms, I changed my mind." "Dancing? I'm not dancing!" the armless man replied bitterly ... "My asshole itches, and I can't scratch it!" 4 Comments · Single View  Three men are trapped on an island. They find a genie's lamp and agree they will each get a wish.The first man wishes he was 25% smarter, then he swims off the island. The second man wishes he was 50% smarter, then he cut down the tree, made a boat, and rowed off the island. The third man wished he was 100% smarter, then he walked across the bridge. 1 Comment · Single View |