Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family ..."

Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.