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Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

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tree.spring


Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

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car


Yo momma is so fat when she was lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push her back in the water.

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Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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