Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma is so poor, I walked into her house, asked to use the bathroom, and she said "3rd tree to your right."

Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.

Yo momma is so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.

Yo momma is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Yo momma is so poor, when I ring the doorbell she says "DING!"

Yo Momma Jokes

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Jokes - Yo Momma