3 jokes about halloween
Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!5 → Joke
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.17 → Joke
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:13 → Joke
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."