Yo momma is so ugly, on halloween, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone!9 Yo Momma Jokes
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home. When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.20 Devil Jokes
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm the Devil," she responded.
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister."
A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender:16 Lawyer Jokes JokesHalloween Sayings
"Do you serve lawyers here?"
"Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator."