A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replies in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
What not to say to the nice policeman:
Why was the leper caught speeding?
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.