A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"25 Police Jokes
He said, "Call for backup."
What not to say to the nice policeman:12 Policeman Jokes
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
A man was taken for hearing, the Judge asks: "Why are you arrested?"5 Short jokes
He says: "For shopping early?"
Judge: "Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?"
He replies: "Before the vendor opened the shop!"
What not to say to the nice policeman:16 Beer Jokes
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.