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A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"

He said, "Call for backup."

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!

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Proposal

A man was taken for hearing, the Judge asks: "Why are you arrested?"

He says: "For shopping early?"

Judge: "Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?"

He replies: "Before the vendor opened the shop!"

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

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What not to say to the nice policeman:

I pay your salary!

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