9 jokes about arrests
23 → Joke
recruit was asked during the exam
, "What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother
He said, "Call for backup."
9 → JokeProposal
What not to say to the nice policeman
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
A man was taken for hearing, the Judge asks: "Why are you arrested?"4 → Joke12 → Joke7 → Joke
He says: "For shopping early?"
Judge: "Well, that's not a crime, anyway how early were you shopping?"
He replies: "Before the vendor opened the shop!"