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Women · Marriage · Singles · Fridge · Bed
office galWhy are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Women · Men · Singles · Couples · Marriage
couple,lovingSingle women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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Women · Men · Ugly · Singles · Supermarkets
woman,kick bagA woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Men · Bars · Marriages · Married · Singles
man,proposing marriageWhat is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.
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