Jokes - Singles


 


Men · Women · Marriages · Husbands · Singles
businessman:2Single women claim that all the good men are married, while all married women complain about their lousy husbands.

This confirms that there is no such thing as a good man.

This confirms too, that women are always confused and don't know what they want.
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Women · Marriages · Fridges · Sex · Food
woman,leavesWhy are married women heavier than single women?

Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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Women · Men · Ugly · Singles · Supermarkets
office galA woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?"

"Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?"

"Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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Men · Bars · Marriages · Married · Singles
caveman,foodWhat is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?

They are married.
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