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Armies · Fitness · Soldiers · Running · Shoots
soldierAt one Army base, the annual trip to the rifle range had been canceled for the second year in a row, but the semi-annual physical fitness test was still on as planned. One soldier mused, "Does it bother anyone else that the Army doesn't seem to care how well we can shoot, but they are extremely interested in how fast we can run?"
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Guns · Us · Armies · Shoots · Enemies
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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Piccolos · Music · Unison · Shoots
radioHow do you get two piccolos to play in unison?

Shoot one.
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Pandas · Waiters · Shooting · Shoots · Leaves
gangsterA panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.

The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.

And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
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Lawyers · Holes · Shooting · Rapists · Shoots
gangsterYou find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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