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Guns
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Us
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Armies
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Shoots
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Enemies
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?
Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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Lawyers
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Holes
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Shooting
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Rapists
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Shoots
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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Pandas
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Waiters
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Shooting
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Shoots
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Leaves
A panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.
The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.
And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
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You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?