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Guns · Us · Armies · Shoots · Enemies
How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.
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Lawyers · Holes · Shooting · Rapists · Shoots
gangsterYou find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?

Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
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Pandas · Waiters · Shooting · Shoots · Leaves
gangsterA panda walks into a burger joint, orders a burger, pulls out a gun shoots the waiter and leaves.

The waiter looks up and says what the hell is wrong with you.

And the panda says: "I read that pandas eat shoots and leaves."
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