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Sciences 19 Quotes |  Chemist's last words1) And now the tasting test ... 2) And now shake it a bit ... 3) In which glass was my mineral water? 4) Why does that stuff burn with a green flame?!? 5) And now the detonating gas problem. 6) This is a completely safe experimental setup. 7) Now you can take the protection window away ... 8) Where do all those holes in my kettle come from? 9) And now a cigarette ... 5 Comments · Single View  The teacher of the earth science class was lecturing on map reading.After explaining about latitude, longitude, degrees and minutes the teacher asked, "Suppose I asked you to meet me for lunch at 23 degrees, 4 minutes north latitude and 45 degrees, 15 minutes east longitude?" After a confused silence, a voice volunteered, "I guess you'd be eating alone." 9 Comments · Single View
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab. Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab. Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab. Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab. and, most importantly: Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy department. 3 Comments · Single View  A hydrogen atom lost its electron and went to the police station to file a missing electron report. He was questioned by the police: "Haven't you just misplaced it somewhere? Are you sure that your electron is really lost?""I'm positive." replied the atom. 8 Comments · Single View |