4 jokes about physics
Physics
Teacher: "Isaac
Newton was sitting under a tree when an
apple fell on his head and he discovered
gravity. Isn't that wonderful?"
Student: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at
books like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
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teacher jokesYou enter the laboratory and see an
experiment. How will you know which
class is it?
If it's green and wiggles, it's
biology.
If it stinks, it's
chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
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science jokesThe
elephant asked the
camel: "Why do you have your
breasts on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a
dick on his face."
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dick jokesDon't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a
philosophy department.
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