4 jokes about physics
44 teacher jokes
: "Isaac Newton
was sitting under a tree when an apple
fell on his head and he discovered gravity
. Isn't that wonderful?"Student
: "Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books
like us, he wouldn't have discovered anything."
9 science jokes
You enter the laboratory and see an experiment
. How will you know which class
If it's green and wiggles, it's biology
If it stinks, it's chemistry
If it doesn't work, it's physics.
6 philosophy jokes
Don't LOOK at anything in a physics lab.
Don't TASTE anything in a chemistry lab.
Don't SMELL anything in a biology lab.
Don't TOUCH anything in a medical lab.
and, most importantly:
Don't LISTEN to anything in a philosophy
29 dick jokes Jokes
asked the camel
: "Why do you have your breasts
on your back?"
The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies: "What a silly question from someone who has a dick
on his face."