A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.25 Death Jokes
"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"
The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?22 Cat Jokes
Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.
Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?21 Salesman Jokes
The used car salesman knows when he's lying.
Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar.18 Baby Jokes
A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."
Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."
To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?13 Man JokesNext page JokesFriend Sayings
Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.