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A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.

"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"

The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."

25     Death Jokes


How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.

22     Cat Jokes


Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

21     Salesman Jokes


Wade Boggs, Steve Garvey and Pete Rose are in a bar.

A pretty woman walks by and Boggs says, "I'm going to ask her out."

Garvey replied, "You can't do that, she's carrying my baby."

To which Rose added, "You wanna bet?"

18     Baby Jokes


Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?

Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.

13     Man Jokes






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