Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in?13 Dog Jokes
That's how dogs spend their lives.
One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age."23 Age Jokes
The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try.
"Pull down your pants," she says.
He doesn't understand but does it anyway. She inspects his rear end for a few minutes and then says, "You're 84 years old."
"That's amazing," the man says. "How did you know?"
"You told me yesterday."
Why do hummingbirds hum?0 Hummingbirds Jokes JokesForgetting Sayings
Because they forgot the words!