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Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.

Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.

Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."

Nina replied, "I know, I know."

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Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

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A life long supporter of the labour party was lying on his death bed when he suddenly decided to join the Tory party.

"But why?" asked his puzzled friend, "You're labour through and through … Why change now?"

The man leaned forward and explained: "Well, I'd rather it was one of them that died and not one of us."

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How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Soak it in petrol and set it on fire.

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Whats the difference between a used car salesman and a software salesmen?

The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

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