97 jokes about friendsProposal
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad?4 → Joke
Finding half a caterpillar!
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, an electrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.20 → Joke
The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two.
The electrician decided to wire the bed - with alternating current, of course.
The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable.
The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:
"Dear Friends, we didn't mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But I swear by God Almighty, I'm going to kill whoever put novocaine in the condom!"
Nina and Rosie were always trying to get the other's goat and today they were meeting for lunch.41 → Joke
Nina noticed that Rosie was walking stiffly and asked what the problem was.
Rosie replied, "Oh nothing. It's just that my husband is so big I just can't take it."
Nina replied, "I know, I know."
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?57 → Joke
They already have boyfriends.
Yo momma is so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."17 → Joke
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