Jokes - Dying


 


Women · Men · Laughing · Dying · Died
woman,callingDid you hear about the woman who finally figured out men?

She died laughing before she could tell anybody.
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Chuck Norris · Deaths · Dying · Sights
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Computers · Engineers · Software · Dying
computerOld software engineers never die. They just log out.
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Funerals · Deaths · Strudels · Grandmas · Dying
An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man is in a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

"Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.

"I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."
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Blondes · Helicopters · Fans · Cold · Dying
blonde:2Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.
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