jokes4all.net

Dying jokes

Dying - 20 jokes



Search



Why did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

She got cold and turned off the fan.

32     → Joke


Old software engineers never die. They just log out.

15     → Joke


An old man is lying on his deathbed with his children, grandchildren, and older great-grandchildren all around, teary-eyed at the approaching finale of a very long and productive life. The old man is in a terminal coma, and the doctors have confirmed that the waiting will be over within the next twenty-four hours. Suddenly, the old man opens his eyes and croaks: "I must be dreaming of heaven! I smell your grandmother's strudel!"

"No, grandfather, you are not dreaming. Grandmother is baking strudel now."

"I know I will never have another taste of her delicious strudel after this one. Could you please go down and get me a piece?", the old man begs with what is left of his final breath.

One of the grandchildren is immediately dispatched to honor the old man's last request. After a long time, he returns empty-handed.

"Did you bring me one last piece of your grandmother's delicious strudel?" the old man plaintively queries.

"I'm very sorry, grandfather, but she says it's for the funeral."

45     → Joke


If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.

29     → Joke


Why is Diana like a mobile phone?

They both die in tunnels!

29     → Joke


Ad
Ad