Jokes - Dinosaurs


 


Cowboys · Dinosaurs · Boots · Texas
What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Microsoft · Jurassic Park · Steven Spielberg
film projectorWhat is the difference between Jurassic Park and Microsoft?

One is an over-rated high tech theme park based on prehistoric information and populated mostly by dinosaurs, the other is a Steven Spielberg movie.
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Dinosaurs · Chickens · Roads
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.
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Dinosaurs · Smashes
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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